There is a wide variety of literature written on the male-female relationship: from serious scientific works based on psychological research to sarcastic booklets which look at this subject through the prism of humour. However, all these works usually have one common feature: they analyse only the family life of a man and a woman, and cover such issues as child care and house cleaning, the problems of dirty socks and unwashed dishes. This book is different, because it focuses on the prehistory of communication between potential dates and the beginning of a relationship, which can be rather difficult in the majority of cases. In this book we try to answer the fundamental question which bothers all men: what do women want? We endeavour to do this in a simple and clear way, with the help of particular and practical examples, we try to solve such dilemmas as: what kind of men women look for, what behaviour they expect from them and which things they cannot stand, how to find a common language with women and which things are better to avoid. Finally, we explain what women really want to say when they are speaking.