'It's tough being immortal when you're born suicidal...'

Such is the plight of the long-suffering lempire. Part lemming, part vampire, this rare and exotic creature is consigned to a fate worse than death-failure! And he's right cheesed off about it...

As everyone knows, the humble lemming has a profound personality disorder: from the moment he's born he's hellbent on oblivion. In stark contrast, our good friend the vampire has... let's just say... time on his hands! One is on a crash course with destiny … and the bottom of a steep cliff. The other's got a lunch date with eternity.

Imagine, then, in a strange twist of genetic irony, the vampire lemming. All the raging death impulse. But none of the breaks. Jumping? Tried that! Hanging? Failed! Poison? Nothing doing! Guillotine? Simply doesn't have the head for it... In short, what's a poor lempire to do, condemned to the long game, but desperate for an opt-out clause?

Follow the death-struck lempire on his never-ending quest for the great hereafter in this hilarious, gloriously illustrated and suitably surreal comic-horror adventure. It's time to take the leap...