yes, yes, YES! It seems that readers do, in fact,
want to have sex every day of the year. Picking up where
its outrageously successful predecessor, um, got off is
''Position of the Day Playbook,'' featuring 366 erotic
couplings packed into one chunky, inspiring, and
hilarious compendium. Following the publication of
''Position of the Day,'' Nerve was bombarded with reader
comments: Do any of the positions work better with
equipmentsay, a six-pack and a helmet? And, hey, do I
still need to go to the gym if I'm regularly having sex
upside down with my head on a chair and my feet wrapped
around my lover's neck? Nerve has tried to address these
concerns and others in this latest edition. A team of
nimble, limber, and extremely attractive volunteers
selflessly ventured to the laboratory for months of
researchthe results of those experiments are now
available for only $12.95! Each sexual position comes
with an estimated caloric expenditure (for each person
involved), a list of possible side effects (leg cramp,
lawsuit), and equipment recommendations (hanging bar,
stethoscope, cowboy hat). And no workbook, ahem,
playbook, would be complete without a followup section
for comments and rating boxes for the reader to fill
out.Publisher's note: Should parties find themselves
stuck in one of the positions, they are advised to
contact 911 immediately and neither Chronicle Books nor
Nerve directly. |
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