The Medical Bloopers calendar administers a daily dose of humor with medical-chart gaffes, transcription blunders, and humorous anecdotes as told by real doctors, nurses, and other medical professionals. For example, when instructed to consume only clear liquids, one patient asked if vodka was acceptable. Another patient, when asked about an old surgical scar, could not recall what surgery he'd had, explaining, I was asleep when they did it!