How to spend a night being a self-pitying wreck: Get on FB and stalk your ex, then spend 20 minutes refreshing the page whilst sobbing into your second tub of half-eaten cookie dough ice cream because you've realised that no one (literally no one) has commented on your status update. Totes drama. This book is about relationships. It's about how people meet, fall in love, break up, wallow, and then pull themselves together again for round number 2. It's about dating and rejection and all the joy and the crap that goes with it. It will make you laugh and think, pour out your innermost thoughts and doodle away your angst. It will be your best friend and your counsellor; you can't drink cheap wine with it but you can scrawl swear words on it and rip it up, should you feel the urge. In short, this book will make you feel better when your heart is being battered and bashed on the rollercoaster of love.