BAFTA nominee Danny King is back with his thirteenth novel and it's a corker. Static Caravan Magazine Editor, Andrew Nolan, is going nowhere and he knows it. Other people in far off places might fight in wars, rescue toddlers from burning buildings or make breakthroughs in cancer research but not Andrew. He just writes about caravans...and static ones at that. To escape the drudgery he loses himself in daydreams about zombie Armageddon, space aliens and the sexual intrigues of his friends and colleagues. But soon one daydream begins to take on a very real shape when his young and attractive secretary starts making eyes at him. Or is she? It's so difficult to tell. Married to his University sweetheart he can count the number of women he's known on one hand. He's blown chances in the past could he bear to blow this one too? Well, that's if there's actually a chance to be blown. Andrew Nolan yearns for a little excitement to shake up his life. He's about to get his wish, although it'll be the last thing he expected and the worst experience of his life. But it'll finally put his fantasies to bed once and for all.