Shark Sex, mutant cats, and strange sexually
transmitted diseases. Over the past few decades,
sexually transmitted diseases have evolved in unusual
ways. Herpes, AIDS, Gonorrhea; these are all STDs of the
past. These days, sexually transmitted diseases are more
extreme and bizarre. Not exactly diseases anymore, they
are more like sexually transmitted body modifications.
There's an STD that changes your hair color, an STD that
causes your toes to grow larger, one causes you to grow
extra breasts on your body, another causes your skin to
grow long metal spikes, and there's an especially
annoying STD that causes you to ejaculate miniature
eyeballs. Tonight is Share Your STD Night at the Demon
Seed Swingers Club. Although most members of society
fear the idea of contracting these diseases, there are
some underground deviants who embrace them. They believe
the diseases make them strange, unique, and beautiful.
So they come together once a month to trade their
wonderful STDs with each other in a surreal, fantastical
orgy. However, tonight will not be like other nights.
There's a new disease spreading through the sex club, a
disease that causes people to become rabid bloodthirsty
killing machines. As the infected rampage through the
Demon Seed, the survivors realize there's only one thing
they can do to survive the night: turn their grotesque
STDs into deadly super weapons. Also featuring the short
stories: "Candy-Coated" - A buff dude with a lollipop
for a head has a hard time picking up the laydaaays due
to all of the bearded truckers who keep trying to lick
his head. "Ear Cat" - A Kitty of the Month Club
selection gone horribly, horribly wrong. "City
Hobgoblins" - A member of a punk rock band falls in love
with a shark-like creature. (a prequel to the cult novel
Satan Burger) "Porno in August" - A group of porn actors
find themselves floating in the middle of the ocean,
unable to remember who they are or why they are there.
(Chosen for The Year's Best Fantasy and Horror)
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