This brilliant collection of spooky jokes is sure to have children in stitches. Boys and girls will love the combination of scary characters and silly humour. Fantastic black-and-white cartoons by illustrator Martin Chatterton add to the hilarity. What do skeletons say before starting to eat? Bone appetite! Why do witches fly on broomsticks? Vacuum cleaner cords aren't long enough. Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist? To improve his bite. Why don't mummies go on holiday? They're afraid they'll relax and unwind. What do you get if you cross a ghost with an owl? Something that scares people and doesn't give a hoot!