New Year’s Day
‘You know how you’re supposed to come up with a list of “resolutions” at the beginning of the year to try to make yourself a better person?
Well, the problem is, it’s not easy for me to think of ways to improve myself, because I’m pretty much one of the best people I know.’

But Greg’s dad has other ideas. He wants Greg to change his wimpy ways, toughen up and enlist in other ‘manly’ endeavours. And when he threatens to send Greg to military academy, Greg realizes he has to shape up . . . or get shipped out.

Greg's dad, Frank, is on a mission - a mission to make this wimpy kid, well, less wimpy. All manner of 'manly' physical activities are planned, but Greg just about manages to find a way out of them. That is until military academy is is mentioned and Greg realizes that he's going to have to come up with something very special to get out of this one . . .