In a world where autobiographies are written by 21 year olds and Paris Hilton is considered a bestselling author, how difficult can it be to write a book? These days it seems that the world and his wife are churning out books in order to cynically cash in on the lucrative Christmas market, so Radio One's Comedy Dave has decided to do just that. His first attempt at being a proper writer is a collection of questions, theories, short stories, poems, pictures, and anecdotes all tediously linked together in his own charming style. It's unlikely to win the Pulitzer Prize for literature, but it will give you a bit of a giggle while you're sat on the toilet.